Shadowray's official response sheet

Dear:

[_] Clueless Newbie
[_] Lamer
[_] Flamer
[_] Pervert
[_] Spambot
[_] Geek
[_] Spammer
[_] Racist
[_] Jackass
[_] Advertiser
[_] Troller
[_] Fundamentalist
[_] Satanist
[_] "Expert"
[_] /b/tard
[_] Wannabe
[_] Dumbass
[_] Sexist
[_] Greifer
[_] Waste of Skin/Gray matter/Blood
[_] Other:

You Are Receiving This Response Because:

[_] You imported another debate into this post
[_] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[_] You posted a 'Religion' post
[_] You posted a World of Warcraft post
[_] You started a long, stupid thread
[_] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[_] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[_] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[_] You posted a 'Lord of the Rings' post
[_] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[_] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[_] You are a blatantly obvious troll
[_] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[_] You responded to a blatantly obvious troll
[_] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement
[_] You make no sense
[_] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[_] Your sig/alias/avatar is dreadful
[_] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble.
[_] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc.
[_] Your awful markup made the post unreadable
[_] You made a baseless assertion
[_] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON
[_] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS
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[_] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway
[_] Your complete lack of any and all grammar makes your post physically painful to read
[_] Other:

To Repent, You Must:

[_] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[_] Read every group you posted to for a week
[_] Give up your AOL account
[_] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[_] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[_] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in), if you are using a laptop take your laptop into the bathtub instead (laptop must be powered on)
[_] Remove yourself from the internet
[_] Actually post something relevant
[_] Read and memorize the FAQ
[_] Watch 2girls1cup, even if you've already seen it
[_] Print your home phone number in your ads
[_] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[_] Give up playing WoW
[_] Other:

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[_] Get a clue
[_] Get a life
[_] Go away
[_] Grow up
[_] Never post again
[_] I pity your dog
[_] You need to seek psychiatric help
[_] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship morons
[_] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[_] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[_] Don't feed the trolls
[_] Go back to school and actually learn something
[_] Learn how to post or get off the site
[_] I don't like you
[_] I feel sorry for your mother
[_] All of the above

LOL actually this shold be in forum games, theres a lot of possibilities that it would take a large amount of post before all possibilities are found, until then we can get to read some really hilarious reply post XD, or at least i had fun for the past 10 mins piling them all up in a single sentance and reading it, nice post shadowray this made me smile ^_^

*starts slow clap*